Awaken on Arrakis

A remix of the classic Vanilla Ice song, with a Dune twist.

Yo, Fremen!
Let's kick it!

Spice spice baby
Spice spice baby

All right stop,
Contemplate and listen,
Spice is back with a desert transmission,
Something grabs a hold of me tightly,
Flows like the sands of Arrakis nightly,
Will it ever stop?
Yo, Shai-Hulud knows,
Turn off the shields and the worm goes!
To the extreme I ride a worm like a vandal,
Light up the sietch and brew spice like a mentat.
Dance!
Rush the spice harvester soon,
I'm bending your mind like a Guildsman in bloom.

Deadly, when I rock a stillsuit melody
Anything less is a Guild defeat.
Love it or leave it,
You better cite the Litany,
"Fear is the mind-killer," flowing infinity.
And if there was a problem?
Yo, I'll solve it,
Check out the hooks while the crysknife revolves it!

Spice spice baby
(Shai-Hulud)
Spice spice baby
(Muad'Dib)
Spice spice baby
(Spice must flow)
Spice spice baby

Now that the party is jumping,
The thumpers are down and the worms are thumping,
Quick to the point, yo no hesitating,
Slicing Sardaukar like a pound of bacon.
Burning them, if they ain't quick and nimble,
I go crazy when I hear a sand cymbal!

And a hi-hat drum with a desert tempo,
I’m on a roll, time to go solo (solo!).
Rollin' in my ornithopter,
Wings spread out so the storms can't stop her,
The fremen on standby,
Waving just to say "Usul, hi!"

Did I stop?
No, I just flew by,
Kept on, pursuing spice to the next patch,
I bust a left and I'm dodging a sandblast.
That patch was dead.
Yo, so I continued to A1A — Deep Desert Avenue!

Fremen were hot wearing stillsuit bikinis,
Harkonnen spies getting slimed like meanies,
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine,
Shai-Hulud in the sand and a crysknife to shine.

Ready for the chumps at the wall,
The Sardaukar snap 'cause they got no call.
Lasguns flash, bursting like a bell,
I grabbed my maula, all I heard was shells.
Fallin’ on the desert real fast,
Jumped in my 'thopter, hit the gas.
Bumper to bumper, the basins packed,
I'm trying to ride out before my suit gets cracked.

CHOAM Board’s in the scene, yo you know what I mean?
They passed me up, confronted all the Semuta fiends.
If there was a problem?
Yo, I'll solve it,
Check out the hooks while the crysknife revolves it!

Spice spice baby
(Spice must flow)
Spice spice baby
(Worm sign!)
Spice spice baby

(Muad’Dib!)
Spice spice baby

Take heed, 'cause I'm a mystical poet,
Arrakis bred me — and you damn well know it.
The spice flows, shattering mind and time,
Bene Gesserit dreams locked in this rhyme

My style’s like a prescient flood,
Bending all future paths in the desert blood.
Crafted and trained, this is a desert concept,
We make it hype and you want to step with this.

Chani plays on the fade,
Slice you like a ninja, cut like a blade,
So fast other Houses say, “Damn!”
If my spice was a drug, I'd rule all the land.

Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose,
Magnetized by the sapho when I sip the juice.
If there was a problem?
Yo, I'll solve it,
Check out the hooks while the crysknife revolves it!

Spice spice baby
(Too cold)
Spice spice baby
(Too bold, too bold)
Spice spice baby
(Spice must flow)
Spice spice baby
(Word to your mother... superior.)